Bomb Throwing Priest Caption Competition

Maidan protests descend into total farce with priests throwing petrol bombs.

The first rule of Project Maidan is 'You do not ask questions'

Matt Damon joins Leonardo DiCaprio on the set of ‘Rasputin’

Cardinal Molotov and Brother Maidan administer extreme unction after learning Poroshenko ‘possesed by devils’

Brother Maidan struggles to hold back Demons from the Maws of Hell after Putin signs pact with the Devil

Christian Internet ablaze after ‘miracle’ near-miss saves priest from injury in horror road accident

The Holy Molotov is described as one of the “sacred relics” carried by Brother Maidan, along with the Holy Paving Slab

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. — Armaments, Chapter 2, Verse 18

Brother Maidan cried “O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, Amen

World’s Atheists ‘unsurprised’ by bomb-throwing priest

Even God is tyred of this shit

 
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